Bitch Please Oracle Deck | Guidance From Your Inner Bitch | PREORDER

$49.95 preorder price

She's bold, she's sweary and she's done watching you play small. The Bitch Please Oracle Deck is 42 cards of daily guidance from your inner bitch, and it's at the printers right now. Preorder today and yours ships the moment it lands.

Preorder and shipping

This deck is currently being printed and is expected to arrive at Sweary Oracle HQ in the first or second week of October. Preorders are sent first, the minute the boxes hit the door. Grab yours now for the preorder price of $49.95 before it goes up at launch. Currently shipping Australia wide.

What's inside

The Bitch Please Oracle Deck is 42 cards built around the five Bitch Codes, with seven cards for each Code. Four of those seven are your green lights, the cards that back you, hype you and tell you to go for it. The other three are your reverse cards, the stop, the no, the "babe, put the phone down" moments we all need sometimes. Rounding out the deck are seven Yes/No cards for when you just want a straight answer without the lecture. Every card comes with a guidebook message written in the voice of your inner bitch, finished with three "I am" affirmations to carry with you through the day.

The Bitch Codes

For too long "bitch" has been the word they throw at a woman who knows her worth and won't shrink to make anyone comfortable. So we're taking it back. In this deck, BITCH stands for Bold, Intelligent, Talented, Confident and Honourable, and each of these is one of the five Bitch Codes. They're not traits you have to earn. They're already in you, and this deck is here to remind you every single day.

Why this deck was created

Cass created Bitch Please because the women she works with didn't need another gentle, whispery oracle deck telling them everything would unfold in divine timing. They needed someone in their corner who would swear, laugh, call them out and back them all at once. That voice already lives inside every woman. It's the gut feeling you ignored, the boundary you knew you should have held, the version of you who doesn't apologise for taking up space. This deck gives her a voice, and she's got a mouth on her.

About Cass Barrie, the Sweary Oracle

Cass Barrie is the Sweary Oracle, a holistic counsellor, somatic therapist and women's confidence coach working out of The Woo Woo Shed, her converted shipping container studio on acreage in Kholo, Queensland. Before the woo, she spent twenty years as a hairdresser and salon owner, which means she's heard every story, every secret and every "I should have trusted my gut" there is. Her work centres on women navigating grief, anxiety and confidence, and she's walked those roads herself. She doesn't do soft and polished. She does honest, warm and a little bit sweary, and that's exactly what this deck is.